- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A mormon walks into a bar.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do I hate? people

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