- Anti Joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa