whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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I am quite mature.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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