- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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