If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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