- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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