What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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hashtags suck balls

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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