Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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