- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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