How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Dwight Howard

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What is the name of the car? What

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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