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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What? Huh?

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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