How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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