Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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