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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

12 niqqa 12.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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