- Anti Joke

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.