A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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