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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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