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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Then none of us want to be right.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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