- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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