- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

nothing

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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