- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I have an idea! You leave.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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