Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

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