Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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