A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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