Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What comes after 69? 70

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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