- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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