- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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