- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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