What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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swag

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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