Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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My children are mistakes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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whats black and large -me

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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