- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

I love you

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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