- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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