women's rights.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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