- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Jeff

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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