Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Jeff

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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