- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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