- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A hill billy went fishing

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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