- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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