What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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people magazine

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Male leadership.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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