- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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