Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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