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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.