why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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