What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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