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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

are you saying pam, or pan?

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Fat people

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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