Michael Brown

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Womans baksetball...

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What is older than history?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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