What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's a joke? Funny

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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