How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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