- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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