Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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