Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

you gay?

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Joke

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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