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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Your big dick.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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