- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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