- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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