I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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