Women's rights.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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