Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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