- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

joe diragi whacks off his dog

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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