How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

your face

CFL

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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