Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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