Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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