Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Face...tastes like chicken!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...