What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Pickle

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Jesus Christ

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

The lion swallowed his pride.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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