A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

PENIS lol

womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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