Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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- Helen Keller

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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