Women deserve equal rights.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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