- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Jeff

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??