- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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