Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

wanna here a joke? you.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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