Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A whole 'nother.

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