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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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