What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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