do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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