- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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