- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A storm be brewin!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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