- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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