- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black