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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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