- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

dyslexics of the world untie!

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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